Friday, October 20, 2006

Gallop?

SCENE:

A riding school. A man who has never ridden before is being led out to horse.

MAN: Will I be able to gallop?

INSTRCTOR:Riding is about learning the mental as well as the physical aspects. That's what we teach here. Safety is everything. Horses are animals and they can react differently every day. You need to be able to sense that and adjust your riding accordingly. That, perhaps more than being able to gallop, is what it's about.


Wrong answer. The right answer is

FUCK YEAH YOU'LL GALLOP!

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